Ladies, gentlemen, and everything in between, I present to you THE HUNGER GAMES FANDOM!!!
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
I want to try all these now….
So basically if your cool with being part egg.this could help you!! it’s not a joke I purely care
Buuuut, you posted it on tumblr, soooo you can’t expect people NOT to get weird.
THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.
The Anatomy of a mermaid
Here I go on another one of my obnoxious NS posts (even though some people really enjoy them) lol.
1. They’ve spent the most time around each other of any of the other big pairings in the series (even more than SasuKarin).
Any other pairing shipper who tries to throw a knife in our ship’s…
I THOUGHT OF THIS JOKE LIKE SIX YEARS AGO AND JUST NOW MADE IT INTO A COMIC WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME
ah well enjoy
This has been waiting to be made. This script was as old as the first 420 script I made (LISTEN TO IT HERE), but it was just never done until now XD
At long last, though, Sasha brings the good shit to the party with Annie and Mikasa and all three girls get a little crazy.
****DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS <3 IT’S BAD FOR YOU!!!***
Script and Audio Mix by Michaela Laws
Song used: I Don’t Live Today - Jimi Hendrix
Please Enjoy <3
*erwin voice* no homo man
*looks directly at winslowww*